Sartorially Silly

Men wrapping sweaters around their necks. What is that saying? I’m cool as to style. But I’m not cold enough for this cardigan that I decided to wear on a sunny day in the high 80’s. Notice how perfectly appointed I am with this sissified look. I’ve the countenance of the dandy, the fashion boulevardier. I hate it. It says “I’m a pedophile.”

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