Monthly Archives: July 2010 - Page 2

LIONEL AUDIO: Mark Williams Steps In It, The Vilification of the Tea Party, The Meme Continues & Talk Radio Miscellany

A serious political visionary manqué, talk radio feller Mark Williams is being pilloried, vilified and subject to national ridicule for his most pathetic and mind-numbing attempt at satire. In what will be heralded as one of the most stupid pieces of prose ever penned since “The Life and Times of Carrot Top,” the non-Twain Mark scribbled drivel on his blog and has been ousted from a group of Tea Partiers that he swears he’s not a part of. It seems that the Tea Party folks have more separate franchises and permutations than Ray has pizza joints in New York City. Herein I provide a disquisition on the following: (1) The Oracle at Delphi phenomenon in talk radio; (2) How the Obama folks will cement the racist meme of the Tea Partiers via Mark; (3) Some talk radio history and rudiments; and (4) A scary prediction.

LIONEL AUDIO: Mark Williams Steps In It, The Vilification of the Tea Party, The Meme Continues & Talk Radio Miscellany (41:06)

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LIONEL AUDIO: American Spooks Are Out of Control & Why We’re Sitting Ducks

The Washington Post reported this morning on and about “an alternative geography of the United States, a Top Secret America hidden from public view and lacking in thorough oversight. After nine years of unprecedented spending and growth, the result is that the system put in place to keep the United States safe is so massive that its effectiveness is impossible to determine.” And as per usual, the American sheeple will blink, swear fealty to their government, polish their American flag lapel pins and graze in the field of nescience with other like-“minded” sheeple. There is a supragovernmental world that exists behind the curtain. What you see on TV is a movie set, Obama et al. are the actors and we are mindless and unwitting extras in the most epic disaster film of all time.

LIONEL AUDIO: American Spooks Are Out of Control & Why We’re Sitting Ducks (37:35)

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LIONEL AUDIO: The Truth About Obesity, Old Age, Boob Jobs, Viagra, Constipation & Gravity

The moronic media, mirroring us in fact, act as though the causation models for obesity are unknown. They infantilize us with their mind-numbing features and reporting. And why shouldn’t they? With morbid obesity on an incredible trajectory, we must be children. Or stupid. And it leads me to discuss as well our collective nescience about our bodies, aging. Even our bowels. Name it. We are a pathetic lot. That provides me with limitless material. Herein I also provide a stream of observations anent inter alia bad boob jobs, disgusting feet, the ravages of gravity on the body and penile perfusion. Tastefully, I might add.

LIONEL AUDIO: The Truth About Obesity, Old Age, Boob Jobs, Viagra, Constipation & Gravity (27:27)

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LIONEL AUDIO: MSNBC for Dummies, The Genius of Fox & The Inanity of Cable News Delivery Systems

Not that anyone asked me, but … . (Channeling the great Jimmy Cannon.) I’m in awe of the programming decisions of MSNBC. In awe that someone who obviously takes that many hallucinogenics is given the programming duties of a major cable news outlet. And the grande dame, the doyenne of schmaltz-talk is the Queen herself, Mika Brzezinski, without peer and nonpareil at mind-numbing vacuity and vapidity delivered without fail or surcease. This woman has nary a clue as to anything that vaguely resembles relevance and can work the subject of obesity into any subject. Why? So that she can provide her self-styled image as taught and fit MILF, Cougar (whatever) in stark contrast. “Meager” is to mentation and political dialogue what corn syrup is to diabetes.

MSNBC for Dummies, The Genius of Fox & The Inanity of Cable News Delivery Systems (38:53)

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LIONEL AUDIO: The No Shi’ite Populist Non-Argument Anent the Ground Zero Mosque

There’s a huge protest in New York over whether a mosque should be permitted to be built in the vicinity of Ground Zero. The developers of the site which they hope to demolish for an Islamic culture and prayer center (though everyone refers to it as a mosque for shorthand) changed its name to Park51 from the Cordoba House. The idea is that it gives folks a sense of community. Right. But the new moniker did little to quiet about 100 royally pissed off folks who protested before a Landmarks Preservation Commission hearing. Nobody argued anything vaguely dealing with landmark status. It was a rehash and relitigation of every conceivable issue but granting landmark status.

LIONEL AUDIO: The No Shi’ite Populist Non-Argument Anent the Ground Zero Mosque (16:10)

Meanwhile the judicial fate of Ron Jeremy doppelganger KSM is unknown or dragging on somewhat. Some folks want him killed instanter. The hell with due process! And, oh, by the way, he hates our freedoms. (Or something like that.)

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LIONEL AUDIO: 31 Year-Old Loser’s Mom Pimps Her Pathetic Loser of a Son

This is one of the most troubling issues facing our society since square dancing. Geri Brin the lady on the right is pimping her son, get this, Colby (?!) on national television for two reasons: (1) to hawk her over-50 dating site and (2) to publicly proclaim to the world what a complete and pathetic loser her son (Colby?!) indeed is.

LIONEL AUDIO: 31 Year-Old Loser’s Mom Pimps Her Pathetic Loser of a Son (19:08)

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Lionel Audio: Disease Amnesia and the Feckless Media

Lionel Audio: Disease Amnesia and the Feckless Media
17 minutes 8 seconds

Baron von Münchhausen would have been proud indeed. Our preoccupation with disease and death has spawned such classics as Obsession and Intervention, two shows I’m addicted to. Wait, what’s an addiction to addiction shows called? I submit Lionel’s Syndrome. That’s almost as good as having a disease named after you.

And I admit my preoccupation with the media’s transitory preoccupation.

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LIONEL AUDIO: Climate Change & Critical Thinking – How Can They Coexist?

Climate Change & Critical Thinking – How they can coexist?
13 minutes 28 seconds.

The issue for critical thinkers is not whether there’s climate change or global warming. No, the issue is the legitimacy of the anthropogenic causation model, critical for Al “The Crazed Sex Poodle” Gore and his partner in crime Maurice Strong to enact carbon credits that will certainly make Al a gazillionaire.

Few people have been as vocal about the urgency of global warming and the need to reinvent the way the world produces and consumes energy as Mr Gore. And few have put as much money behind their advocacy and are as well positioned to profit from this green transformation, if and when it comes.

Critics, mostly on the political right and among global warming sceptics, say Mr. Gore is poised to become the world’s first “carbon billionaire,” profiteering from government policies he supports that would direct billions of dollars to the business ventures he has invested in. [Source]

Let me explain herein.

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LIONEL AUDIO: Stonewall Uprising, Homophobia, How Things Haven’t Changed and The Insanity of Discrimination

STONEWALL UPRISING, HOMOPHOBIA, HOW THINGS HAVEN’T CHANGED AND THE INSANITY OF DISCRIMINATION

31 minutes 10 seconds

I recently watched in disbelief and horror Stonewall Uprising, a documentary on the genesis of the gay rights movement.

“It was the Rosa Parks moment,” says one man. June 28, 1969: NYC police raid a Greenwich Village Mafia-run gay bar, The Stonewall Inn. For the first time, patrons refuse to be led into paddy wagons, setting off a 3-day riot that launches the Gay Rights Movement.

Told by Stonewall patrons, reporters and the cop who led the raid, Stonewall Uprising recalls the bad old days when psychoanalysts equated homosexuality with mental illness and advised aversion therapy, and even lobotomies; public service announcements warned youngsters against predatory homosexuals; and police entrapment was rampant. At the height of this oppression, the cops raid Stonewall, triggering nights of pandemonium with tear gas, billy clubs and a small army of tactical police. The rest is history. (Karen Cooper, Director, Film Forum) Id.

The sources of my disbelief and horror were that in the 41 years since Stonewall, while a lot has indeed changed, so much of the Neanderthal thinking (no offense to Neanderthals) about intragender love and attraction had not. It inspired me to provide this disquisition anent the subject.

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LIONEL AUDIO: The Passion of Mel Gibson, Insanity Parsed and The Emotional Anatomy of a Very Twisted Dude

THE PASSION OF MEL GIBSON, INSANITY PARSED AND THE EMOTIONAL ANATOMY OF A VERY TWISTED DUDE – 16 minutes 19 seconds.

Mel Gibson, to put it mildly, has steamer trunk emotional issues, a sadistic inner core that’s radioactive and is certifiably, absolutely and clinically insane. Other than that, he’s a nut. What we’ve seen here is the systematic unraveling and self-destruction of a man who teetered on the ledge of insanity for years. Hoist by his own retard, I mean, petard, Mad Mel has done himself in. On Memorex, no less. (How dated is that phrase?) Speaking of which, the quality of the audio of his Russian baby mama’s exhortations to Captain Insanity to admit his violence is incredible. We’re talking studio quality, folks. Herein is my dissection of this demented man. And Mel Gibson as well.

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