LIONEL AUDIO: Dick Cheney Arrested?! Fat Chance. And Those Insufferable Atheists.

Is this really necessary? Is there some merit to the perennial assault on Christmas, Catholics and Christians? Only? You never see these feckless clown going after Jews or Muslims. Certainly never the latter. I dare Atheists to depict Islam or — Allah forbid — Mohammed as scurrilously as they have Christ.

And it seems that Dick Cheney’s facing possible arrest in Nigeria. Nigerian officials allege that Cheney while heading Halliburton was criminally culpable in a series of bribery schemes. Don’t make me chortle. Dick Cheney subject to arrest?! Have people no idea how the supragovernmental global elite work? They’d never let Dick get pinched. (Wait, that sounded strange.)

By the by, you did know that Cheney has no pulse, right? He’s been fitted with a ventricular assist device that “leaves most recipients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart’s own pulsatile beat.” [Source] I love this line: “[T]hey are urged to wear bracelets or other identifications to alert emergency room doctors as to why they have no pulse.” Don’t want Ol’ Dick being toe-tagged unnecessarily. Except at MSNBC.

Listen carefully. I’m only going to say this once.

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