The White House Situation Room story line that changes almost daily is by far one of the funniest and most tragic examples of needless obfuscation and confusion. I hope it’s obfuscation. Better yet, I hope they’re lying. Because if they’re not, they suffer from such a collective mental and intellectual debilitation, it would disqualify them immediately from the basest of public service. Anyhoo, here’s a smidge of what I do.