Now that intragender marriage is permitted in New York, just wait to see the concomitant number of divorces, broken families and the like rise precipitously. And while I certainly rejoice in New York’s moment of rationality, I implore the church-minded and Bible purists to go after what really ticks the Old Man off — shellfish.
His words are clear. Take that, Red Lobster!
King James Version (KJV)
9These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.