LIONEL PODCAST: Are You One Of Those Pathetic Twitter And Facebook Losers?

Join the club. Join the legions of incurious dolts who actually believe that people are following them on Twitter and that those ne’er-do-wells on Facebook are their friends. If this sounds like you, you’re pathetic and a loser and you know it. No wonder communication skills are lacking. No wonder people can’t speak any more. Look. They’re idiots. These micro-relationships have been interpreted as real and authentic. Piteous souls belching thoughts at the speed of drivel.

I predict that sooner than you think, all intrahuman communication will be relegated and reduced a series of grunts. Actual human contact will be replaced with solitary confinement cyber dreck. Goodbye language, speaking and the mother tongue. Goodbye civilization.

Join the club.

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