Join the club. Join the legions of incurious dolts who actually believe that people are following them on Twitter and that those ne’er-do-wells on Facebook are their friends. If this sounds like you, you’re pathetic and a loser and you know it. No wonder communication skills are lacking. No wonder people can’t speak any more. Look. They’re idiots. These micro-relationships have been interpreted as real and authentic. Piteous souls belching thoughts at the speed of drivel.
I predict that sooner than you think, all intrahuman communication will be relegated and reduced a series of grunts. Actual human contact will be replaced with solitary confinement cyber dreck. Goodbye language, speaking and the mother tongue. Goodbye civilization.
Join the club.