Yeah, you heard me. Don’t listen to this podcast. Trust me, it’s not for you. It’s something you’re not familiar with and frankly are ill-equipped to handle. I’m sorry to be this blunt but it’s true.

Take the issue of Dihydrogen Monoxide as referenced in the graphic supra.  It’s a subject of great concern to me and, let’s face it, you simply don’t care.

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to billions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are listed as follows.

  • Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
  • Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
  • Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
  • DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
  • Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
  • Contributes to soil erosion.
  • Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
  • Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
  • Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
  • Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
  • Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
  • Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
  • Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

I can’t blame you. You’re busy, right?

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