Tag Archives: Glenn Beck

LIONEL PODCAST: Jonnie Marbles Loses His And Pulls A Soupy Sales, Wendi Goes Ninja, Rupe Turns Babyface

Today’s appearance before Parliament was classic pro wrestling in spades. It seems that a dude called (Britspeak) Jonnie Marbles lost his and went all Soupy Sales on Rupe the Coot.

The pie-thrower who attacked Rupert Murdoch is a renowned activist who is one of the founding members of a left-wing protest group.
Comedian Jonnie Marbles – real name Jonathan May-Bowles – has been involved in protests in the past, it has been claimed.
Moments before he carried out the attack he wrote on Twitter: ‘It is a far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before #splat’. [Source]

In a split second a reversal took place, perhaps. Rupert and Wendi switched and went face, using pro wrestling parlance. The heel-babyface transition may have been executed flawlessly. Wendi and Rupert’s gal lawyer Janet “Super” Nova went ninja and pummeled this bloke (Britspeak again) Marbles (his Twitter page infra) and the day was off to a glorious start. Had Marbles been in our country, he would have been Tasered repeatedly to the point of cardiac arrest, shot, bound, waterboarded and sent to an East European torture prison via rendition.

LIONEL PODCAST: Jon Stewart’s Obsession With Fox Populi

An obsession in psychiatric terms is defined as a persistent idea or impulse that continually forces its way into consciousness, often associated with anxiety and mental illness. And Jon Stewart’s persistent fixation and topic perseveration with Fox News is nothing short of a full-blown obsession. He’s become Delphic, oracular and mantic as he warns the masses of the duplicity that this dreaded channel and news outlet spews. It’s beyond boring and tedious. He believes his own press. He truly thinks he’s the most trusted man in news. His rally to restore sanity or whatever he took very, very seriously. The voice of reason. The mouthpiece of a new and sentient people. Oh, puh-leeze, Jon. Give it a rest. He’s sounding more like Olbermann, who completely went off the rails and is now in TV Siberia boring the living Shi’ite out of his unsuspecting viewer with weekly force-feedings of Thurber.

LIONEL PODCAST: The Braindead & Comatose Commercial Mainstream Media Do Not Want You To Hear This!

This free gallimaufry (a hodgepodge, if you will) is my assessment of the delivery system alternative that scares conventional media beyond anything you could possibly imagine. They’re stuck in a mindset that’s resistant to change, adaptation or reconfiguration. No retooling, no retrofitting. Nothing. Conventional TV news programmes just lost two hotheads, but very talented hotheads at that, viz. Beck and Olbermann. And instead of jumping immediately into an alternative media setting that would embrace and in fact invite their combative and piquant styles, no, these two guys will recede into the shadows for awhile and waste critical time that could better be used aggressively transitioning into a medium that would appreciate and showcase their unique styles. You can’t lose the focus of the public eye for a moment.

So, spread the word. Pay attention. Better yet, you do this. Get off your steatopygic arse and blog, podcast, videocast anything. The revolution’s going on right now and all you can do is bleat LOL. Wake up, Sparky, the end is nigh.

LIONEL PODCAST: Why Glenn Beck Was Really Canned. And Why Nodody’ll Level With You.

I know exactly why Glenn Beck was canned or jettisoned or chose to leave. Call it what you want. Though “choosing to leave” Fox is as insane as insane gets. But, when in Rome, I suppose.

The latter day Icarus, Beck believed his own press. Thought himself invincible and impervious. Impenetrable. Not bound by the same rules that mere mortals must follow. He strayed too far and, I respectfully submit, came under the spell of ideologies and doxies that play well on alternative media but are absolutely verboten on mainstream media sources. He simply thought he could be Alex Jones. And why not? He essentially stole Jones’s act, line for line. And buoyed by his own success, swayed by his own maverick persona and deluded by the belief that his ideas and theories would find a home on Fox, Beck thought folks were ready for apocalyptic apoplexy. Even the brightest have their moments of lunacy. I detail the behind the scenes truth.

As the immortal SCTV character Vic Hedges’s mayoral campaign slogan read: Sure he’s crazy, but what if he’s right. And Glenn sure heard the critics question his sanity. But the joke’s on them. They said the same thing about Charles Manson.

But what an entertainer he was. He was the perfect admixture of Elmer Gantry, Professor Irwin Corey and Henny Penny. Please enjoy this paean to the great Beckster. An absolute genius. Who flew just a little too close to the sun.

LIONEL PODCAST: They’re All Lying! RUN!

I once read a Second DCA (Florida) case that defined a lie as a misrepresentation of the truth with the intent to deceive. How quaint. I’d like to add, especially as it affects our MSM, that a lie is the deliberate withholding of information. Or the withholding of information and a failure to conduct thorough reportage because of limited resources, funds, support or interest. Let’s throw into the mix a nescient, ignorant and lazy news audience who is rather loath to tackle the unsettling or that which inspires an uncomfortable reaction. Mix into the pot the latest crew, the debunkers, viz. those who scream “conspiracy theory” whenever something is advanced that causes critical thinking or disputes and lays bare a once-believed truth that turns out to be anything but. Our government shouldn’t care in the least about promulgating disinformation; that’s only necessary when a population cares about the issues in the first place.

If man were ever able to control and direct weather, what would the world look like? Is that even possible? Do you think that diabolical and brilliant scientific minds have thought about that? Keeping in mind that since time immemorial, man has tried to influence and control weather through prayer, sacrifice, rain dances, cloud seeding inter alia.

I wonder.

LIONEL AUDIO: Don’t Blame Colbert. Blame Yourself.

Imagine Borat appearing before Congress joking about AIDS. Or Julia Sweeney as Pat testifying as to transgender issues. Or Maude Frickert speaking on global warming. (How’s that for dating yourself, but Jonathan Winters is a genius.) Who’d laugh? Certainly not the crowd who would find Colbert’s embarrassing, inappropriate, out-of-line, disrespectful, mocking, classless appearance before Congress funny. First those issues would be most certainly those they can relate to and identify with. Immigration is, well, shall we say a tad too cerebral for the crowd that would find colonoscopy and Brazilian waxing funny. But it’s not just Colbert. It’s the state of comedy today, hijacked by kids and semi-literates who find fart jokes and boogers funny. And no one loves well-placed flatus follows more than I. (Can you say Blazing Saddles?) You can see it on SNL this past week. And on a season opener, no less. The Daily Show, perhaps the best written political show, can’t get through an episode without F-bombs aplenty.

But this guy’s not to blame. We’re to blame. So many don’t read, think, care or investigate anything. We just want to be amused. Like a parent jiggling keys to distract a crying infant. And dig the dude smelling his pencil.

But first, a proem of labyrinthine beauty. Intricate, complex, fluid ricocheted thoughts.

LIONEL AUDIO: The Hematophagous Cimex Lectularius, Traumatic Insemination, No Need To Explain One’s Thought, Critical Thinking & Stuff

On today’s mélange, are you sitting down?

  • The dreaded bed bug (Cimex lectularius), that pesky hematophagous critter wreaking havoc on the country, especially New York, is discussed in full as is the incredibly interesting doctrine of traumatic insemination.
  • Critical thinking means never having to say you’re sorry or provide reasons explaining the validity of a thought by eliminating arguments theoretically posed by others anticipatorily. Just listen, you’ll understand.
  • Stress test gotcha at the U.S. Open.
  • Colonoscopies. Up periscope, Captain.
  • Myriad miscellany.

LIONEL AUDIO: Pretentious Haircuts, Glenn Speck, Birth Certificates, Jimmy Failin’ & Islamo-Fascist Memes

For your audio edification, I provide herein the follow areas covered in this disquisition.

  • The pretentious New York haircut.
  • The amazing Glenn Speck and how he infuriates the pathetic left who are unable to get anywhere near his popularity and couldn’t summon 300 people at a rally much less 300,000.
  • The never-ending issue of POTUS’s birth certificate: If he has one, why not produce it?
  • The Emmy Awards and the incredibly unfunny Jimmy Fallon who’s to comedy what Elena Verdugo is to string theory.
  • The continued meme of the dreaded Muslim Islamo whatever.