Ladies & Gentlemen, Human Swill

A Salinas, California dirt bag was accused of trying to sell his 6-month-old baby for $25 Tuesday and was then assaulted while being held in Monterey County Jail. Seems his fellow inmates noticed who he was after watching media reports.

Pilars of the community, Patrick Fousek, 38, and acne vulgaris victim and poster child, Samantha Tomasini, 20, the baby’s mother, were arrested by The Man. “Police said Fousek had approached two women and asked to use their cell phone outside Walmart on North Davis Road. After he finished his phone call, they said, Fousek asked the women, who had been playing with the baby, if they would like to purchase his daughter for $25.”

Walmart. Where else?

  1. That acne vulgaris looks more like the Face of Meth.

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