Monthly Archives: December 2011 - Page 2

LIONEL PODCAST: They’re Here. Please, Extraterrestrials, Save My Planet From Globalist Banksters. Hie!

They’re here. And it’s about time. Read.

To whom it may concern:

Please, help us. My planet’s being run by psychopaths bent on control and our destruction and the cancer of globalism is now at the microscopic, cellular level. My country’s being run by one bankster selected Manchurian candidate after another. My countrymen are nescient, illiterate, incurious and incapable of caring. Maybe there’s something in the water. Maybe it’s the chemtrails’ barium and aluminum all these folks keep screaming about. Or something in the water. Whatever the cause, we’re a country of geldings. Clueless and carefree. Scared and cowed. Moored to nonchalance by ennui and a double dose of incuriosity.

I look to every explanation that people laugh at because without fail when I move towards that which society prefers, I find it’s a dead end. When they scoff and refute, then I know I’m on to something. You only take flak when you’re over the target. I believe nothing the government says until it’s officially denied. If you’re not upset, you’re not paying attention. And my world, not just country, my world is headed for doom. Ron Paul suggests looking to the Constitution and he’s called crazy. Crazy, huh? But pray to an imaginary sky God and that’s fine.

So, whoever you are, wherever you are, get here quick. Again. Stay this time. Let’s chat. My species needs you. Hie!

And one more thing, this season. Give the gift of Lionel. A one month subscription for the cost of a latte. Come on, Sparky. Do the right thing.

Respectfully submitted,


LIONEL PODCAST: Obama, Romney or Newt. No Difference. Ron Paul Is The Answer.

All right, let’s stop pretending, shall we? The insane trope that there exist appreciable differences between the GOP candidates — pick one, anyone, save Dr. Paul, of course — has run its course. As has been said innumerably, and certainly by me, the left-right paradigm is but an illusion. That simple. It’s not real. It’s fictive, ersatz, fugazy, name it. It ain’t real.

If there is any chance for this republic, it’s a Ron Paul presidency. I’ll save the usual proviso “He’s not perfect.” Who in their right mind would ever even consider using that as a statement of belief?

In addition, the following subjects are covered.

  • The insanity of the barking seal public clapping over new cellphone restrictions in cars.
  • The acclimation of control.
  • No one’s leaving Iraq, so get that through your thick skull.
  • Derek Jeter just may be the most boring man on the planet.
  • Criminal defense lawyers: a godsend.
  • Watch Bloomberg push for more gun control.
  • “Supporting the troops” inadvertently is the worst thing you can do.
  • The hero fetish.
  • Incuriosity as a national epidemic.
  • Customer service pledges and surveys. It’s a work!

Enjoy. Wallow in thought.

LIONEL PODCAST: Here’s The Poop On The The Sandusky Case. The Trial Warrior’s Inside Skinny.

This is Joseph Amendola. He’s Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer. And if he knows what the hell he’s doing, I’m Eleanor Roosevelt. In what can only be described as one of the most boneheaded moves ever, he waives yesterday’s preliminary hearing. But this case is not just about stupid lawyering, it’s about something abecedarian and fundamental.

Let me summarize today’s podcast.

  • The Ted Baxter sockpuppet MSM cannot and could not be any more pathetic than it has been in describing the rudiments of constitutional protections and criminal procedure.
  • Sandusky’s criminal charges trigger absolute and time-honored protections afforded and accorded every American. Not technicalities or loopholes that shield the guilty from conviction but something even bigger.
  • The public confuses a jury’s determining whether a case was proved beyond a reasonable doubt with detective work. The latter ceases upon charges being filed. It’s not who did it but can they prove it.
  • There seems to be nothing that gets the public’s attention more than what is perceived as an unjustified acquittal. Release the thousandth erroneously convicted, some soul languishing on death row, minutes away from being dispatched via state murder and not a peep.

It’s emblematic of a bigger, sadder picture. Our country’s nescience anent the Constitution, the foundation of our republic. Sad.

LIONEL PODCAST: I Hate Politics, Lies, GOP, DNC, M-O-U-S-E

Oscar Wilde said. “Those who try to lead the people can only do so by following the mob.”

And every candidate follows a mob. And in the case of the Republicans vying for the big one, they’ve no new ideas save the incessant references to Reagan, their patron saint, and that which they’ve memorized.

They recite the following rote incantations of the GOP inter alia:

(1) flowery and unqualified adoration of all things Israel without the slightest understanding of the complex issues present nor an appreciation of the disagreements within the State itself bordering on the insulting;
(2) an equally robotic obeisance to the Second Amendment and a pathetically childish understanding of the issue;
(3) the advocacy of a strong national defense no matter how stupid and/or inane, the support of all defense expenditures and the incessant and mindless repetition of the “support the troops” mantra;
(4) a resounding thumping of the Bible — unless you’re Mitt;
(5) a determined and profound dislike of terrorism and anything Islamo-fascist, the most severe oxymoron since criminal justice; and
(6) a silly at best nationalistic patriotism that amounts to nothing more than polishing and being in constant possession of a  flag lapel pin, risking the necessity of surgical removal.

Excerpted from Lionel: Make Way for Mr. Nobody

And, oh yes, the photoshopped picture supra depicts Michele Bachmann on the pipe.

And herein is the recorded thoughts of yours truly. Unabashed, unfiltered, unfettered and unedited.


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Since July 13, 2010 CE, I’ve podcast(ed) without surcease. And it’s all here. I don’t know how many cumulative days or weeks that comprises in total, cumulatively talking. Do the math, Cochise. But does it even matter? Look, the point is that with this de minimis down payment you can listen to me anent anything anytime. The subjects are known in the biz as evergreen. No shelf-life. No time frame of relevance.

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Thank you.

LIONEL PODCAST: Your Government Would Be Stopped Dead In Its Tracks If Only You Were Possessed Of The Facts

Do you know what this is? Look for yourself. It’s an ad placed by the Army. Your government is planning large scale rendition, internment name it. Why do I believe that? Look, it’s right before your eyes. It’s in the media. Sorta. It’s there, look. But better yet, care. Give a damn.

Every soldier that enlists in the Army chooses a Military Occupational Specialty (MOS). Designated by a number and a letter, the 31E MOS now includes advanced responsibilities including command and control of prisoner of war and civilian internee camps.

The Business Insider notes that “[w]hile the civilian designation likely applies to foreign nationals in their home countries, it reads more ominously now that the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) is getting nods from legislators as it makes its way through the Senate.”

Whenever members of the alternative media mentioned FEMA camps, rendition and now increased threat of incarceration and internment via the NDAA, the first reaction from the Ted Baxter sockpuppet media was to dismiss it as insane conspiracy bunkum. In a Pavlovian obeisance conditioned through years of fear and the heightened realization of their marginalized relevance, the media act as the diversion dupe. The rodeo clown.

And if weren’t weren’t for a significant number of folks and me (thank you), no one would know anything. Ever. And even when you do, the complacency factor weighs heavily. What does the government have to do to inspire outrage?

But if instead, you were to say something, complain, object — if you just opened your mouths! If the citizenry complained, think of what would be changed and stopped dead in its tracks. That’s the power of knowledge. Knowledge coupled with action.

That’s the power of just being in possession of the facts. What a simple concept.

LIONEL PODCAST: You’ve Been Intellectually Castrated, Defanged & Deflowered

The biggest obstacle that we as a society face is to find a way and a means to retrain and reorient the way we think as a people. The conditioning process has resulted in a society with brains of mush. Afraid, timorous and blinded by cocksure nescience. We are a most hamfisted lot of intellectual laggards. In this podcast I address a few points.

  • Explaining the myth of the “conspiracy theory.”
  • Blinded by innocence.
  • The federal government is incapable of telling or speaking the truth.
  • Never believe anything until it’s officially denied.
  • History as prescience.
  • The crimes of your government.
  • Don’t ask why.
  • The nature of our collective subjugation to the global collective and the NWO.
  • If allowed to do and get away with anything, what would your government and the world power structure do?

And here’s Exhibit A. No other subject comes to mind that better exemplifies how we’ve been retrofitted into Sheeple: passive and obeisant critters who nod hypnotically and move wherever we’re instructed. We don’t react, think or anger. We are spectators to our own slaughter and our government must be equally amazed at how much we continue to take. The TSA and its gate raping, Fourth Amendment violating glorified skycap thugs know no decency or rational limitations and all the while we watch tsk-tsk’ing.

Ask yourself this question as I address in this podcast: If allowed to act with impunity and without restriction, what sort of world would your government have you living in?

LIONEL PODCAST: Destroy Imagination, Daydreaming And Thinking. Conform, Sheeple!

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Quick, who said that? If you didn’t answer Weird Al Einstein you are an alien. I’ve seen this quote on T-shirts, posters and even in men’s room stalls. You heard me. (Don’t ask.)

But this is the one that should be tattooed to your forehead: Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds. That’s the secret to a winning spiritually at life. Ignore the weak-minded bastards that surround you. From the time you were warehoused in schools, blasted with pacification and indoctrination brainwashing, told to march and conform — you’ve almost unconsciously boxed yourself in a conformity FEMA camp of the mind.

And let’s throw in psych and emotion medication to boot and look what we’ve got: a society of scaredy cat, unimaginative, timorous people who live life playing it safe. Not I.

Set up your own blog. Record your thoughts in a podcast. It’s more therapeutic than anything you can or could possibly imagine. Trust me. Let me show you how to do it. Just plug in and open up. Free association, baby.

And, on a lighter note. What would the holiday season be without the usual bogus fusillade of feigned anger from Bill O and the Fox Newers and the perennial claim that there’s a war on Xmas? Note infra, my riposte.

LIONEL PODCAST: Fascists Are After Your Kids. And They’re Winning.

The numbers of stories are escalating. Without surcease. And they’re mind-boggling.

  • A kid arrested for burping in class.
  • The same kid a week before was stripped searched for suspicion of marijuana possession. Of course, nothing was found.
  • A seven year-old with autism was handcuffed after being “agitated.” State law prohibited any type of manual seizure for children under 11.
  • A girl was arrested after stating she didn’t want to sit next to that “stinky boy.”
  • The girl who’s arrested, suspended or combinations thereof for bringing a Midol or aspirin to school.
  • The kid who’s busted for bringing a knife to school to cut a sandwich.
  • The kid who’s arrested/suspended for hugging a student or wearing a T-shirt or you name it.

There’s literally nothing, nothing you could imagine that couldn’t warrant an arrest or suspension in the new era of the zero tolerance policy.

And let me introduce you to the “school to prison pipeline.” The ACLU defines it thusly:

a disturbing national trend wherein children are funneled out of public schools and into the juvenile and criminal justice systems. Many of these children have learning disabilities or histories of poverty, abuse or neglect, and would benefit from additional educational and counseling services. Instead, they are isolated, punished and pushed out. “Zero-tolerance” policies criminalize minor infractions of school rules, while high-stakes testing programs encourage educators to push out low-performing students to improve their schools’ overall test scores. Students of color are especially vulnerable to push-out trends and the discriminatory application of discipline.

It’s getting worse unless and until you say something about it. But first, acquaint yourself with how we’re becoming habituated to the problem.

LIONEL PODCAST: Talk To An Invisible God, Fine. Believe in UFOs You’ve Seen And You’re Nuts.

We are not alone. In the back of your mind, in your heart of hearts, you know we’re not alone. The idea is preposterous to you. Even the Vatican says it’s OK to believe. And remember, they’re theophagists and believe in the devil.

The Vatican’s chief astronomer says there is no conflict between believing in God and in the possibility of extraterrestrial “brothers” perhaps more evolved than humans.

“In my opinion this possibility exists,” said the Reverend José Gabriel Funes, head of the Vatican Observatory and a scientific adviser to Pope Benedict XVI, referring to life on other planets.

Somebody would have said something by now, right? You know that the vast majority of folks believe in something else out there. And so do you. Be honest. But if there was something to this UFO thing, how could they keep it quiet for so long? Keep in mind that the Manhattan Project employed over 130K people and secrecy was never breached, Klaus Fuchs notwithstanding. So the next time someone gives you that nonsense trope that secrets can’t be kept, remember this fact. Not to mention our government’s horrid history with syphilis and LSD studies or the CIA-directed overthrow of democratically elected countries and the like. Or JFK’s being whacked in prime time. The evidence that has been collected is enormous. And you’d never guess it from our braindead media.

Lionel’s Paradox. You can close your eyes and talk to an invisible God, an anecdotal God that has been only written about and talked about and worshiped without one shred or piece of data ever having been collected anywhere, nothing even approximating proof. No eyewitness anything. No photos, doctored or otherwise, paintings or drawings of first-hand observations, no descriptions, eyewitness testimony, scientific indicia — nada! Not one shred of anything approximating what could be considered the loosest definition of evidence. And yet not only will societies all over the planet understand what you’re saying immediately but in many instances you’ll be lauded for your faith.

But claim to have seen something that we colloquially refer to as a UFO, refer to some mind-blowing experience. A craft of maneuvering abilities and speed that we’ve yet to imagine or witness. A craft that doesn’t seem to utilize aerodynamic properties as we know them but perhaps electromagnetic or anti-gravity ones that we collectively refer to as “science fiction.” Claim to have seen what tens of thousands throughout recorded history have seen and photographed and videotaped. Then you’re nuts.

Gotta love the Brits. Project Condign is a 400-page report titled Unidentified Aerial Phenomena in the UK that drew on approximately 10,000 sightings and reports that had been gathered by the DI55, a section of the Directorate of Scientific and Technical Intelligence (DSTI) within the Defence Intelligence Staff (DIS). The UK shows less of an institutional resistance to at least even exploring the subject.

But these have to be hallucinations, right? Think about it: 10K hallucinations, 10K weather balloons or skunk works, top secret military experiments. Ten thousand lunatics all meeting together, conspiring to produce the same psychotic yarn over generations with remarkable similar characteristics. But no problem with God.

In 1999 an important document was published in France entitled, UFOs and Defense: What must we be prepared for? (“Les Ovni Et La Defense: A quoi doit-on se préparer?“). This ninety-page report is the result of an in-depth study of UFOs, covering many aspects of the subject, especially questions of national defense. The study was carried out over several years by an independent group of former “auditors” at the Institute of Advanced Studies for National Defense, or IHEDN, and by qualified experts from various fields. Before its public release, it has been sent to French President Jacques Chirac and to Prime Minister Lionel Jospin. The report is prefaced by General Bernard Norlain of the Air Force, former Director of IHEDN, and it begins with a preamble by André Lebeau, former President of the National Center for Space Studies (Centre National D’études Spatiales), or CNES, the French equivalent of NASA. The group itself, collective author of the report, is an association of experts, many of whom are or have been auditors of IHEDN, and it is presided over by General Denis Letty of the Air Force, former auditor (FA) of IHEDN.

The documentaries on the subject are mind-blowing. Were it not for the Internet and my beloved YouTube, I’d have no idea of the range of testimonial evidence from top-notch credible sources. I had come to believe in the notion that all observers were named Bubba who lived in double wides and were anally probed. Listen for yourself these witnesses and their testimony. You be the judge of their credibility. Jurors are asked to do that daily. Do these folks sound crazy or part of some conspiracy? See for yourself.