Tag Archives: Rev. Terry Jones

LIONEL AUDIO: The Post 9/11 Mélange

The man pictured infra holds no relevance whatsoever to today’s audio blog. It’s an inapposite, even desultory inclusion for no other reason than his name cracks me up. Say it as written. I don’t know why, it just cracks me up ever since I first read of Mr. New Land in high school. The cadence, the timing. Dunno.

I’m particularly proud of today’s masterpiece. As you may have heard, Saturday was the ninth anniversary of 9/11 and, as you can imagine, I have a few thoughts on the subject. What this year’s commemoration will denote is the absolutely despicable dereliction of duty of the mainstream media in paying any attention to that reverend lunatic Terry Jones. There must be something about that name because his Monty Python counterpart likewise shares insanity.

Just listen for yourself. That’s the idea of audio, you know. Listen.

Ciro “The Artichoke King” Terranova (1889-February 20, 1938)

“We hardly knew ye.”

LIONEL AUDIO: The Impuissant Pastor Wimps Out

This man with the retro ‘stache wimped out and decided against the Qur’an barbecue. He’s an impuissant, feckless, atesticular charlatan. And if he’s a reverend, I’m Eleanor Roosevelt. He knew he wasn’t going to go through with the event because someone ‘splained to him, the facts. After he Googled the murder pictures of Theo van Gogh, I’ll bet the “Rev” here thought against it. Herein is my screed for your edification. It’s gratis. You’re welcome.